Technology Hates Britney

Excuses! InTouch reports that Britney is blaming bad cell phone service for today’s legal woes. She claims that the drug testers couldn’t get in touch with her because she gets bad service in Malibu.

Another strike for technology! First the doorbell , now the cell phone. Any excuse not to see her kids. At least a court mandate is slightly less traumatizing then being forgotten because your mother saw something shiny on the way out the door and spent the next 6 hours looking at her own reflection. But that’s not her fault, clearly the toaster was out to get her.

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