The Spice Girls; More Than Just Dry Cooters
Mel C, aka, ‘Sporty’ Spice is imposing a ban on alcohol for their upcoming reunion tour, in an attempt to ensure her band mates are fit and healthy for the show. She tells Sunday Magazine,
“If we’re touring and doing show after show, we have to really look after ourselves. We might occasionally have a few drinks in the dressing room, but we can’t really do that… We’ll be going to bed by 10:30. When you have a show, the night before has to be an early one.”
Just as long as they don’t ban booze in the audience, because if I had to sit through 90 minutes of that sober garbage, you better believe I’m washing down my miller light with grain alcohol. And Draino. And whatever else I can find under the sink that will kill me instantly. Seriously, just because you have an extra ticket doesn’t mean I’m going with you. You can’t make me. Not even if you pay me. Ok, maybe if you pay me, but I’m bringing my ipod.
I’m almost 100% certain that this is the single best headline ever written in the history of headlines. I can only assume you stole it from the New York Times.
Where do the spice girls think they are? 1997?