Tom and Katie are Total Prudes
Star Magazine is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes don’t share a bedroom but instead they live in different wings of their Beverly Hills mansion. A source claims,
“At first, it was because Katie was Catholic and single, and they were only dating. It was the proper thing to do. Now that they are married, they don’t feel the need to alter the arrangement. Tom has his master bedroom, and Katie has hers.”
This is actually a great living arrangement for them, as I’m sure it is incredibly difficult to have gay sex with the live-in pool boy while your wife sits on the other side of the bed crying. I’m guessing.
Tom sleeps with Thetans. Get it straight, yo.
Dude, he doesn’t sleep with Thetans, he gets off with aliens.
I’m going to report you both to the nearest Scientology house!
I like how it’s proper and following Catholic tradition to live together, get knocked up and have a baby before marriage as long as you don’t share bedrooms!
Hard to type while laughing this hard.