Tom Cruise: Shows At Matt Lauer Roast
A surprise guest showed up Friday at Matt Lauer’s Friar Club roast…..the one and only Tom Cruise.
Remember that whole awkward interview where you wondered about Tom Cruise’s sanity as he chatted about post-partum depression and called Matt Lauer “glib” in 2005? (“>Watch the video and reminisce.)
“Believe it or not, Matt and I are friends. Some of you may find that hard to believe,” said the actor at the roast.
“When they do ‘Where in the World is Matt Lauer,’ I’m the one person in the world who knows where he is,” said Cruise, who showed humorously doctored slides of the two of them at a backyard barbecue together, wading in a swimming pool and cuddling on a jet-ski.
Cruise also credited Lauer for suggesting he talk about his new love Katie Holmes when he appeared on the now infamous yellow couch on Oprah.
“He said, ‘Tom, Tom, don’t be glib, You’re in love.’ ” Talk about Homes, Lauer suggested. “Be inspiring … People will love you for it,” Cruise quoted Lauer as saying.
“Lose my number, you glib putz,” Cruise joked to Lauer.
When Cruise left the luncheon immediately after his remarks, Lauer shouted after him, “Tom, can you stay? We can get [you] a booster seat.”
Al Roker, who emceed the roast, added, “Tom can’t stay. His spaceship has to leave tonight.”
Lauer was able to respond at the end and gave quite a wallop in Cruise’s direction.
“I guess this means we’ve officially buried the hatchet,” he said of Cruise. “But if he pulls that f—— s— again … I will drop a building on this guy.”
Good try Tom but Lauer will win this battle any day, any time.
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