Tom Cruise Wants To Convert Britney Spears To Scientology

Britney Spears Scientology

Tom Cruise apparently wants to convert Britney Spears to his crazy fun time religion of Scientology, supposedly telling someone that he “personally sees three personalities in her, and believes the Church can get rid of two of them – and make Britney ‘Britney’ again”.

Given how gullible Britney seems to be (the whole Sam Lufti thing is one giant WTF), it wouldn’t surprise me at all to see her head down the Scientology road. It actually seems like the next logical step in the whole Britney Spears saga doesn’t it? I can definitely see her finding Jesus or Xenu or some damn thing and claiming to be healed.




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    • Posted on February 7, 2008 | Read more articles on Scientology

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    1. Britney Spears will be an ideal Scientologist by Tom Cruise on News Groper - Fake Celebrity Blogs, Hollywood Humor, Funny Scientology Satire on February 7th, 2008 7:40 pm

      […] I was thinking the other day. Just … thinking. And I do my best thinking when I’m laughing at my reflection in the mirror, pulling at my face until I can see the red under my eyes … so I was doing that, too. And you know what occurred to me? There is someone out there who needs my help, someone who needs to be taught KRQ and the moral code, and I am the only person who can help her. I’m talking about Britney Spears. […]

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