Tom DeLay Dances with Stars
Cheryl Burke & Tom DeLay
Tom DeLay was elected to the House of Representatives 11 times, but if his performance on Monday’s “Dancing With the Stars” is any indication, he shouldn’t expect that kind of longevity on the hit ABC dancing competition.
Paired with professional partner Cheryl Burke - a two-time winner when dancing with singer Drew Lachey and football star Emmitt Smith - the former Texas Congressman known as “the Hammer” sits third from the bottom on the judges’ scorecards after one night of competition, the season premiere.
Isn’t the Cha-Cha one of them illegal immigrant dances? I think we need a law makin’ square dancin’ the official Amerkin dance.