TomKat to Pose Naked; Blogger to Throw up Hot Pocket

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning a nude photo shoot to sex-up their image and show the world their strong physical bond. They want to one-up the Beckhams’ recent spread in W magazine by being even more risqué then their fellow scientologist friends.

“They are already planning the various photos,” says a source close to the pair. “Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”

Wow. Way to be like, a decade late too late on this, guys. Imagine a nudey photo shoot with Joey Potter and a Jerry McGuire? That would have been the business! (By the way, that’s a new term I just made up and am trying to spread. Tell your friends!) But fer reals- You want to be risqué? I’m thinking a bukkake photo. People would definitely see you in a different light.

Was this post written to evoke horrible mental images into our readers’ heads, or was it just a clever ploy to use “bukkake” on this website? You decide!

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