Tyler Atkins is Confused

Okay, so I don’t know who Tyler Atkins really is either, but apparently he’s an Australian surfer who’s dating Paris Hilton. This guy is spouting out all sorts of things everyone knows can’t possibly be true. Just look at what he told Who.com:

“She is a really smart, amazing girl and we share similar interests…We have been hanging out at the beach, talking about fashion and it has been lots of fun. She’s a cool girl and we’re having a really great time enjoying each other’s company.”

What? I know this guy is like, Australian and maybe hasn’t had Paris shoved down his throat quite as much as we have here in the States, but…I’m pretty sure they have things like TV, the internet and magazines in Australia. I’m also pretty sure that Australians don’t suffer from spontaneous bouts of brain damage. So he really has no excuse for using the phrase “Really smart” when referring to Paris Hilton. Then again, he does say they have similar interests. Maybe on of them is lying? Hmmmmm.

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