UPDATES! Plea Bargains for Lohan!
Lohan pleaded no contest to misdemeanor DUI and related charges; the judge sentenced her to one day in jail, 10 days of community service and 36 months summary probation. Her time must be served by Jan. 8.
A whole day in jail, huh? How ever will she survive? I guess I won’t get to see my Lindsay jail-fantasy come true, but I’m sure she’ll find a reason to have to cut a bitch during her 24 hours there. I have faith in my Lohans.
1 day?!? COME ON. The fact that she made fuckin’ “I Know Who Killed Me” was enough reason to lock her up for 3-6.
I swear to god, I’m going to go buy some coke and get in a high-speed chase with someone’s mom right now, so that when I get thrown in jail for a year or two, I can point out the hypocrisy of the system!
…Actually perhaps I won’t do that.
She was right, when she said she was a celebrity and could get away with anything.
She’s a tweeker.
This is a two-tiered justice system. And no, poor people can’t be president.