Usher says “I do.”

August 5, 2007

After calling off their lavish wedding last Saturday, singer Usher Raymond and fiance Tameka Foster were married this Saturday. In place of the lavish ceremony they’d orginally planned, the couple instead tied the knot in Usher’s lawyer’s office in his hometown of Atlanta, GA. Reasons for the sudden change in plans range from disagreements between the couple, (She wanted a BBQ, he wanted a celeb chef to cook) and Foster’s “shady” past, (that apparently Usher didn’t know about until the week of the wedding?) to Usher’s own mom’s disapproval of his bride to be.

There are lots of reasons to call off a wedding, but shit. If I was Usher, and my bride was all, “Aww, let’s just have a BBQ.” I’d be like, “Baby, Jay-Z ain’t gonna bring Beyonce to no BBQ!” Then I’d do some dance moves, tell that bitch to, “Think about a ring and all the things that go along with with it…”, and cancel the whole she-bang.