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Val Kilmer is Fat

July 17, 2007

Val Kilmer

Remember that awful movie, “the Saint” and how we all went to see it despite the fact that it was the worst movie ever because Val Kilmer was a bonafide stud? Remember when people used to use the word “stud” seriously? Well, it doesn’t matter anymore because Val Killmer got fat and by my own logic that means he must be pregnant. You heard it here first, tell your friends!


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    1. Remember When Celebrities Were Attractive? Heath Ledger Edition — Top Socialite on November 14th, 2007 10:06 pm

      [...] Heath Ledger is officially busted. Welcome to the official past your prime club, Heath. You and Val Kilmer can now spend your time not acting and instead eating ho-hos and shopping for [...]

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