Victoria Beckham Has A Testicle Falling Out Of Her Armpit

At least that’s what it looks like. Victoria Beckham is never going to be accused of having nice implants, but I still don’t think anyone expects to see something like the above. It’s like her right breast is trying to run away.





I’d suck on it
Nik reckons they’re still nicer than mine, though
You know that is so not true dearest, your balls are magnificent.
I’m a cunt and everybody hates me.
[...] She’s looking quite a bit hotter in these pictures than she did on stage recently. [...]
Maybe this extra part traveled from Paris Hilton’s ass to her armpit.
she’s just big boned….. in places.
I think shes nasty no matter what she wears
she is the ugliest dog/extra terrestrial i’ve ever seen, she looks like E.T with tons of plastic surgery gone michael jackson. no talent ( have you heard her sing?) husband cheated on her, no fashion icon ( see marc jacobs add) her lifes a sham, transient, her fame as worthless as her hair
Who writes this stuff?? This is clearly a case of a too-tight corset top and a bit of backfat/skin.(You know, the one even skinny girls have in the place where their arms joins their bodies.) Perhaps that’s hard to grasp considering we’re talking about VIctoria Beckham, but look at it again considering the perspective, and how it looks compared to the other side. Any female will know what I’m talking about…
The price paid for pushing boobs up to clavacle.
[...] caused by severe inbreeding over five thousand years, or alternatively as a result of being Victoria Beckham. Honestly folks, I don’t know which one is worse. Either one is a terrifying [...]