What the F is Up With the Brits?
Lilly Allen found out at LAX on Sunday night that her work Visa has been stripped and she needs to return to London to apply for another before she can come back and entertain our country with what-ever it is that she does. Singing? Pole dancing? Sword swallowing? I have no clue. She’s cute though so I hope she works it all out. I would definitely pay to see her swallow swords while upside down on a pole.
On the flip side, the London Court decided that the best way to never have to look at vomit-inducing Pete Doherty again was to officially ban him from the streets of London. Alls I’m saying is he better not come running over here fugging up our cities with his ass-face. Can they just do that? Can they just ban people from cities? Why hasn’t Los Angeles banned Lohan for trying to run everyone over? Or Courtney Love for being a fucking train wreck? Ban them! And take Amy Winehouse while you’re at it because she is fucking gross and I don’t want to look at pictures of her anymore. This I decree!
My brilliant self got my ass banned from the entire State of Wisconsin for five years. Pete has nothing on me. Well, except track marks and has nailed a coke snorting model. Recently. Oh the good old days.
Brits aren’t that bad. Atleast they’re not yanks.