What the Hell do People see in Dax Shepard???

Ummm… what the hell is going on? Dax Shepard is like, the human equivalent to dog vomit and yet he continues to bang hot women. Case in point- here is photographic evidence that Dax Shepard is dating Kristin Bell, and also that Kristin Bell is ashamed of this fact. The only explanation I can come up with is that Dax Shepard’s balls are made out of genuine Godiva chocolate. Like truffles or some shit. If not, then he is a sorcerer and has powers beyond that which we can imagine. That, or the world’s largest supply of roofies.