What’cha Talking About, Officer?
In other little person news, Gary Coleman was issued a misdemeanor citation for disorderly conduct after witnesses said they saw him having a heated discussion with a woman last Friday evening. Once he started hitting the steering wheel of his car, the witnesses grew concerned and called police.
Ya know, it is a full moon tonight. I’m just saying, maybe midgets are like werewolves, only instead of growing fur and viciously attacking strangers, they drink a pint of Jack Daniels and get arrested. The latter may be less dangerous, but in either situation, SOMEBODY’S waking up the next morning naked and ashamed.
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