Who’s Surprised?

So Britney didn’t show up for court today. I know. It’s hardly news. She was supposed to be there at 8:30am for a custody hearing with KFed and his lawyer to ask for overnight visitation rights with her kids. But she didn’t go. I’m sure we’ll hear about how her alarm clock was broken or her dog ate her homework or someother excuse that means nothing that just makes me mad. Updates soon to come!

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