Woman In Cow Suit Arrested: “First Bovine Arrest”
Just to prove that some people out there are out of their damn mind, I had to tell you about the woman from Ohio who was arrested Monday for acting erratically while wearing a cow suit.
Here’s the situation. A calm night in Middletown, Ohio (near Cincinnati) and police get numerous calls about a cow running around in a busy intersection.
When they arrive on the scene, it turns out to 32-year-old Michelle Allen dressed as a cow and she’s chasing children, threatening police and even urinates on a porch before they can arrest her.
A police officer on the scene was quoted as saying, “I’ve been here 30 years and this is the first bovine arrest we’ve made here in Middletown.”
Allen got picked up for disorderly conduct but even that didn’t phase her.
Allen continued causing a ruckus when they took her to jail and her favorite line was “suck my udders.”
She even had to appear in court in this ridiculous outfit.
Apparently, she was wearing the outfit to promote a local “haunted trail” but left the job to go on a two-day drinking binge.
Judge Mark Wall of the Municipal Court Ohio sentenced her to 30 days in jail and says this isn’t the first time she has caused trouble.
“Michelle is pretty well known to us. She’s ’struggled,’ to say the least,” he told the New York Post.
Halloween costume problem solved. Drunk Erratic Cow.
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