Xtina’s Ginormo Boobies

August 20, 2007

Christina Aguilera was photographed recently sporting a pair of yooge boobs. I mean, these things look like they’re going to eat her face. But remember, she is NOT knocked up. According to Xtina, all women go through a period where they grow gigantic breasts and babies fall out of their vaginas. This does NOT mean that they are pregnant, though. And we have to believe her because she is famous, and famous people are better and therefore smarter than us.

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