You Can’t Make This Shit Up
So Britney was scheduled for her first supervised visitation session with her kids this morning, but missed it. MISSED IT. Like, she was supposed to see them, but then didn’t. The mother of the year is blaming it on her intercom system. Her people said,
“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m. But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate!”
“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.”
Well that sounds like the most perfect excuse I have ever heard. Up by 10 and waiting for them?? More like snorting coke off her knee while watching old episodes of ‘The Mickey Mouse Club’. Just because you stuck your fingers in your ears when the doorbell rang DOESN’T count as a malfunction.
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