Bill Murray; Golf Cart DUI
Bill Murray was stopped in his golf cart for drunk driving on Sunday by Stockholm police after he was found driving it back to his hotel. Which is hilarious and leads me to imagine all sorts of humorous situations that involve high speed golf cart chases and midget police officers and what-not. But the real issue here is, how effing old is Bill Murray now? Like, 120? It’s cool that he’s still trying to fit in with Lohans of the world by getting a DUI, and it’s completely appropriate that it was in a golf cart, but next time I hope he goes with a panty shot instead of recklessly endangering senior citizens. They are very slow and their reflexes are not what they used to be.
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