Jessica Biel Poops
No story here. Just wanted you all to know that Jessica Biel poops and she uses the thickest toilet paper you can buy. Seriously, that stuff is like wiping your ass with a fleece blanket. In next week’s edition of Things that Happen in Jessica Beil’s Bathroom: Plunging!
Shut up, toilet paper jokes are totally hilarious and you know it.
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