Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

October 3, 2007

I’m not saying I know what it’s like to be young and famous in Hollywood, but I’m pretty sure it is unnecessary to walk your dogs in an evening gown. Even if the paparazzi are following you. No one’s buying it when you say, “oh, this old thing? I always lounge around my house in stuff like this.” At least I’m not. And it’s not just because I regularly watch her through her window at night and imagine what it would be like if we were best friends, it’s… no, it’s because of that. I bet she’d let me try on her gowns, don’t you think? Oh how we’d gossip about boys and bake cookies and whatever the crap 18 year old kids do now a days. Oh, blow? Sure. I’d do blow with Hayden Panettiere. God, kids these days are so much cooler then I was. Sigh.